Next meeting August 2nd at the Day Hospital, Berwick Infirmary from 7.00pm 9.00pm Speaker Lynn Banning will give a talk and demonstration on Yoga

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At our last meeting, on 5th July, it was our annual walk with members of the ‘Walking for Health Group’, and between us undertook two different walks around town, and met up again at the Day Hospital for a cup of tea and something to eat. ( thanks to the ladies for the lovely buffet) Hopefully everyone enjoyed themselves, including our guests.

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 Wally’s Yarn

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman  said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

 So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman  in the world!

 For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is   mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the yarn for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please see Wally's Yarn part 2

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Wally's Yarn part 2

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women don't get it right all the time!!!

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