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Next meeting September 6th, guest speaker David Wilson will give a talk on his year as Sheriff of Berwick
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Last months speaker was Lynn Banning, Lynn gave a talk and demonstration on yoga. As both Wally and myself were unable to attend the meeting I do have a meeting report available for this months newsletter.
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As you all know we have just moved house, things are a bit chaotic, we are living out of packing boxes, I have some of my computer up and running, but not the laser printer, (it’s in a packing box somewhere?????) amongst what looks like a cardboard mountain, so I’ll have to keep this newsletter short.
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Wally’s yarn
One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Cambridge."
And they say blondes are dumb...
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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